The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And I am not frightened of dying, any time will do I don't mind. Why should I be frightened of dying? There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime.
The Misheard: Well my friend Dyke, many times we do if you don't mind. Why should I be friends with Dyke, there's no reason for it
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Real Lyric: Tell my mother, tell my father I've done the best I can
The Misheard: Tell my mother, tell Obama I've done the best I can
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Real Lyric: Should I give up or should I just keep chasing pavements?
The Misheard: Should I give up or should I just keep chasing payments?
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Real Lyric: That's your horoscope for today
The Misheard: Let your horse go for today
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Real Lyric: It's Not Right but It's Okay
The Misheard: It's Not Right Butter Soul Cake
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Real Lyric: I'm up all night to get some
The Misheard: I'm up all night to get stoned
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Real Lyric: Got a long list of ex-lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane.
The Misheard: Go ask lonely Starbucks lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane.
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Real Lyric: And the fakers gonna fake fake fake fake fake
The Misheard: And the bakers gonna bake bake bake bake bake
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Real Lyric: Carved out of caring
The Misheard: Carved out of Karen
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Real Lyric: I don't think you ready for this jelly
The Misheard: I don't think you ready for fish jelly
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