The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: ...Can't touch this!
The Misheard: Get Toasted!
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Real Lyric: I like smokin' lightnin'. Heavy metal thunder.
The Misheard: I like strawberry icecream. In the middle of the summer!
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Real Lyric: i've been kissed by a rose on the grey
The Misheard: i've been kissed by a rose on the grave
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Real Lyric: By a jumbo jet --------------------------------------------- Pleased to meet you
The Misheard: Why don't you get them both checked ----------------------------------- Cause I'm an idiot
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Real Lyric: I follow the Moskva, Down to Gorky Park
The Misheard: I follow the most quant, don't do gonky pot
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Real Lyric: And as we wind on down the road Our shadows taller than our souls
The Misheard: And as we wind on down the road I said you're smokin' on a bowl
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Real Lyric: It's in your head, in your head, zombie, zombie... etc
The Misheard: It's in your hair, in your hair, salami, salami etc
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Real Lyric: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
The Misheard: Dirty Deeds Dun Dur Chee
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Real Lyric: Getcha' motor runnin', head out on the highway.
The Misheard: Itchin' for a hummer, head out on the highway.
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Real Lyric: There must be some kind of way out of here Said the joker to the thief Theres too much confusion I cant get no relief
The Misheard: There must be some kind of way out of here Instead of jumping to the beef Theres too much confusion I cant get no relief
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