The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I got two turn tables and a microphone
The Misheard: I gotta two pound monkey and a microphone
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Real Lyric: Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken.
The Misheard: can you imagine your love child eating fried chicken?
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Real Lyric: There's a bad moon on the rise.
The Misheard: There's a bathroom on the right.
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Real Lyric: Jump, jive and wail
The Misheard: jump jive the whale
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Real Lyric: ...Relax said the night man, we are programed to recieve...
The Misheard: relax said the night stand we are programed to recieve
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Real Lyric: It's a death row pardon, two minutes too late.
The Misheard: It's a death row hardon, two minutes too late.
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Real Lyric: Pour some sugar on me
The Misheard: Love songs shoot their own way
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run.
The Misheard: I'm gonna bake my crusty Cajun roux.
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Real Lyric: This mellow-thighed chick just put my spine out of place
The Misheard: The smell of fat chicks just wiped the smile off my face
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Real Lyric: Titular line: e-evil woman
The Misheard: He need no woman
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