The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Closer than my peeps you are to me
The Misheard: Closer than my briefs you are to me
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Real Lyric: By the time we got to Woodstock, we were half a million strong.
The Misheard: By the time we got to Woodstock, we were heavily stoned.
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Real Lyric: and of things that will bite...
The Misheard: and a baked apple pie...
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Real Lyric: Well you're where you should be all the time And when you're not you're with Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend Wife of a close friend, and...
The Misheard: Well you're where you should be all the time And when you're not you're with Some underworld spy or the wife of postman Wife of a postman, and...
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Real Lyric: Semi-Charmed Kinda Life
The Misheard: Cemetery Kind of Life
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Real Lyric: Help me Rhonda
The Misheard: Happy Honda
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Real Lyric: Eyes without a face.
The Misheard: How's about a date.
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Real Lyric: I'm all shook up
The Misheard: I'm all sugar
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Real Lyric: Jammin', we're jammin' We hope you like jammin' too
The Misheard: German, we're german We hope you like germans too
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Real Lyric: Shot through the heart, and you're to blame
The Misheard: Shot through the heart, in your toupee
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