The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Jeremy spoke in class today
The Misheard: Bitterly spoken yesterday
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Real Lyric: Guilty as a girl can be
The Misheard: Guilty as a drunken flea!
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Real Lyric: They had style, they had grace Rita Hayworth gave good face
The Misheard: They had style, they had grace We have hatred face-to-face
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Real Lyric: If ya wanna be my lover You gotta get with my friends Make it last forever Frindship never ends
The Misheard: If you wanna meet my mother You gotta go out with my friends If you make it last forever I won't be your friend.
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Real Lyric: Life in the fast lane
The Misheard: Jackin' off with Vasseline.
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom
The Misheard: No dogs and cats in the classroom
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Real Lyric: Just touch my cheek before you leave me baby
The Misheard: Just cash my check before you leave me baby
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Real Lyric: Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken?
The Misheard: And I know you love that deep-fried chicken
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Real Lyric: Music makes the bourgeoisie and the rebels
The Misheard: music makes naked boys run free in the river
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Real Lyric: Funky little shack!
The Misheard: F*** you little sh**!
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