The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Met a man from China Went down to Geisha Minor
The Misheard: Met a man-vagina bent down to geisha minor
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Real Lyric: I knew a man that I did not care for And then one day this man gave me a call We sat and talked about things on our mind And now this man he is a friend of mine
The Misheard: I knew a man that I did not care for And then one day this man gave me a car We sat and talked about things on our mind And now this man he is a friend of mine
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Real Lyric: I was caught in the middle of a railroad track
The Misheard: I was cold in the middle of a right and wrong time
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Real Lyric: Zephyr in the sky
The Misheard: Peppers in the pie
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Real Lyric: "This is what you get, This is what you get, This is what you get, when you mess with us"
The Misheard: "This is what you get, This is what you get, This is what you get, when you're man-sugar"
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Real Lyric: I've got two turntables and a microphone
The Misheard: I can't tap, tap, tap into the microphone.
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Real Lyric: I will follow
The Misheard: I will swallow
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Real Lyric: Rock the Casbah
The Misheard: F__k the cash bar
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Real Lyric: Marconi plays the Mamba
The Misheard: My pony plays the mamba
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Real Lyric: Jo-Jo left his home in Tuscon Arizon for some California grass
The Misheard: Jo-Jo left his home in Tuscon Arizona Bought some California grass
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