The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Eyes my arms and I'm her child
The Misheard: His my arm's an unborn child
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Real Lyric: [See me, feel me] touch me, heal me
The Misheard: [See me, feel me] touchy, feely
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Real Lyric: Got a long list of ex-lovers
The Misheard: Go to lonely Starbucks lovers
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Real Lyric: Let's start a riot
The Misheard: Let's startle Ryan
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Real Lyric: It can cut you like a knife / if the gift becomes a fire!
The Misheard: It can cut you like a knife / if the gift becomes a fart!
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Real Lyric: You'll find us chasing the sun
The Misheard: You're father chasing a gun
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Real Lyric: I am a world before I am a man
The Misheard: I am a worm before I was a man
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Real Lyric: All that I ever was, is here in your perfect eyes, they're all I can see.
The Misheard: All that I ever was, is here in your girlfriend's eyes, they're all I can see.
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Real Lyric: But my woman is a friend of mine.
The Misheard: But my homey is a friend of mine..
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Real Lyric: Saturday morning, jumped out of bed And put on my best suit...
The Misheard: Saturday morning, jumped out of bed And put on my bear suit...
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