The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 30681 thru 30690 of 54134
Real Lyric: I'm all out of Faith, This is how I feel.
The Misheard: I'm all out of shape, this is how I feel.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: "Jeux sans frontieres"
The Misheard: You mean he's NOT saying: "She's so funky" ?????
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Let's go crazy! Let's get nuts!
The Misheard: Let's go crazy, Let's get nauseous!
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: I've got two tickets to paradise, Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight... (I THINK these are the "real" lyrics!)
The Misheard: I've got two chickens to paralyze! Won't you pack a bag of leaves tonight?
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Dirty deeds! Done dirt cheap! Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap... oooh!
The Misheard: Dirty feet! Under sheets! Dirty feet and they're under sheets... OH!
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Takin' care of business, And workin' overtime!
The Misheard: Bakin' carrot biscuits, And workin' on a pie!
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Eminence Front, Eminence Front... It's a put-on!
The Misheard: Livin' with a drunk, livin' with a drunk... Put your foot on!
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
The Misheard: Parsley, angels, Mary and time
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: You give love a bad name
The Misheard: You make love the wrong way
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: She wore a Raspberry Beret
The Misheard: She's eating Raspberry Sorbet
The Story: Read it here »
© KissThisGuy.com, 2007-2026. All Rights Reserved Worldwide.