The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Before The Cream sits out too long
The Misheard: Before the green terd get too long
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Real Lyric: I can't get no satisfaction. I can't get no girl reaction.
The Misheard: I can't get no satisfaction. I can't get no girly action.
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Real Lyric: Angel in the centerfold.
The Misheard: Angel in a cell phone.
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Real Lyric: i'm so excited i'm in too deep...
The Misheard: i'm so excited i nearly pee....
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Real Lyric: liberate, my madness
The Misheard: liberate, a fatass
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Real Lyric: weep not for the memories
The Misheard: weep not for the mammaries
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Real Lyric: Tonight you calm my restlessness
The Misheard: Tonight you call my friends sluts ness
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Real Lyric: My heart will go on and on...
The Misheard: My fart it goes on and on...
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Real Lyric: Jah sitteth in Mount Zion. And rules all creation.
The Misheard: Just see that the nuns are young, in liue of creation.
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Real Lyric: Jesus freaks out in the street Handing tickets out for God Turning back she just laughs The boulevard is not that bad...
The Misheard: Jesus freaks out in the street Handing tickets - i forgot! Turning back she just laughs The vol-au-vent is not that bad...
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