The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "lay me down in sheets of linen, I've had a busy day today"
The Misheard: "lay me down in sheets with Lenny, I've had a busy day today"
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Real Lyric: the world loves wannabes lets get some more wannabes
The Misheard: the world loves one-eyed pizza lets get some more one-eyed pizza
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Real Lyric: i don't think you're ready for this jelly...
The Misheard: i don't think you're ready post this jedi...
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Real Lyric: Wir fahr'n, fahr'n fahr'n auf der Autobahn
The Misheard: It's fun, fun, fun on the autobahn
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Real Lyric: My lover's got no money, he's got his strong beliefs.
The Misheard: My lover's got no money, he's got his dungarees.
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Real Lyric: Don't want to be your Beast Of burden
The Misheard: Don't want my pizza burnin'
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Real Lyric: How could I forget I had given her an extra key
The Misheard: How could I forget that I had given her an inch of me
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Real Lyric: maybe we'll meet at a bar He'll drive a funky car
The Misheard: maybe we'll meet at a bar He'll drive a f****n car
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Real Lyric: Maybe we'll meet at a bar He'll drive a funky car Maybe we'll meet at a club And fall so deeply in love He'll tell me I'm the one And we'll have so much fun I'll be the girl of his dreams maybe
The Misheard: Beep beep,we'll meet at a bar He'll drive a funky car Beep beep, we'll meet at a club And fall so deeply in love He'll tell me I'm the one And we'll have so much fun I'll be the girl of his dreams.beeeep beeeeeep!
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Real Lyric: Big old Jet airliner,
The Misheard: Big old Chet had a hard-on
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