The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Would you exchange a walk-on part in the war for the lead role in a cage
The Misheard: Would you exchange or walk on part of the wall for Leroy in a can?
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Real Lyric: The cross I bear that you gave to me
The Misheard: The cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
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Real Lyric: i wanna be adored, you adore me
The Misheard: i wanna be a dog, you'd adore me
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Real Lyric: With the lights out, it's less dangerous
The Misheard: With the lice out, there's less dandruff
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Real Lyric: Which nobody can deny
The Misheard: With strawberry candy eyes
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Real Lyric: I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today...
The Misheard: I like to keep my cheese dryer sane...
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Real Lyric: What's love got to do, got to do with it?
The Misheard: Hot La-a-va doo doo, hot doo doo eat it!
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Real Lyric: So put me on a highway and show me a sign...
The Misheard: A p***y on a highway, show me a sign...
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Real Lyric: Rock the Casbah
The Misheard: F*ck the task force
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Real Lyric: And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon...
The Misheard: And the cat's in the cradle and he steals our corn... OR ...and the seals are born...
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