The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Do you like Pina Coladas...?
The Misheard: Do you like eating bananas...?
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Real Lyric: Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the Fandango
The Misheard: Got a Moose, got a moose will you do the Fandango
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Real Lyric: Show me show me show me how you do that trick, the one that makes me scream she says
The Misheard: "Show me Show me Show me how you do that trick.... the one that makes me yell seasick"
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Real Lyric: Can you take me higher To a place with golden streents
The Misheard: Can you take me higher To a place with crows upstream
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Real Lyric: It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife It's meeting the of my dreams then meeting his beautiful wife
The Misheard: I'ts like 10,000 rooms when all you need is a life It's meeting the man of my dreams then eating his beautiful wife
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Real Lyric: There's no sex in your violence
The Misheard: There's no sex in New Orleans
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Real Lyric: I've got two tickets to paradise
The Misheard: I've got two tickets to Poltergeist
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Real Lyric: Who are you who who who who
The Misheard: Coooool wine ooh ooh ooh ooh
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Real Lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa
The Misheard: I missed the rains down in Africa
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Real Lyric: Nothing but penies in my pckets, nothing but faith to keep to keep me war
The Misheard: Nothing but panties in my pockets, how would you like to keep me warm
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