The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She Loves Jesus
The Misheard: She loves cheese-its
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles
The Misheard: I believe in mongrels
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Real Lyric: Glorified version of a pellet gun
The Misheard: God finds pleasure with his heavenly gun
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Real Lyric: Eying little girls with bad intent
The Misheard: Eyeing little girls with padded panties
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Real Lyric: Me and my baby in '69.
The Misheard: Me and my baby in a 69.
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not near.
The Misheard: I wear goggles when you are not here
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Real Lyric: If ya wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.
The Misheard: If you wanna be my lover, you've gotta sleep with my fiends.
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Real Lyric: Right about now, The funk soul brother
The Misheard: Right around now, The flunk show brother
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Real Lyric: She's got the way to move me, Cherry.
The Misheard: She's got the way to move masscara.
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Real Lyric: I wanna know have you ever seen the rain commin down on a sunny day??
The Misheard: I wanna know have you ever seen Lorraine goin down guy named Jay??
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