The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: i can see you, your brown skin shining in the su
The Misheard: i can see you, your brown cat shedding in the sun
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Real Lyric: my shaving razor's cold and it stings
The Misheard: my shaving raver's old and she stinks
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Real Lyric: Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint. Forever and dad to your prizes and lies
The Misheard: Hey! Wayne! I've got a new cool plane!
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Real Lyric: The girl is on the way Where's the Bacardi at?
The Misheard: Where's McCardy at?
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Real Lyric: lay lady lay,lay across my big brass bed
The Misheard: lay lady lay,lay off smokin' grass babe
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Real Lyric: Right about now... Funk-soul-brother
The Misheard: Right about now... you F*cks yo brother
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Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed
The Misheard: Alex the seal
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Real Lyric: This mellow thighed chick just put my spine outta place
The Misheard: The smell of fat chicks just took the smile off my face
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Real Lyric: Honey, bring it close to my... Honey, bring it close to my lips, yeah ... It's gotta be big
The Misheard: A honey building comes to mind... A honey building comes to mind hits ya ... He's got a beep beep
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Real Lyric: My lover's got no money he's got his strong beliefs
The Misheard: My lover's got no money he's got his trampolines
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