The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner
The Misheard: big o Jan left a light on
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Real Lyric: It's raining men
The Misheard: It's a rainy day
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Real Lyric: Oh Lord, Stuck in old Lodi again.
The Misheard: Oh Lord, Don't let the old die young.
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Real Lyric: Now lets cut a rug, while we scat some jazz
The Misheard: Now lets cut a rug while we skin some cats
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Real Lyric: Smoke on the water, A fire in the sky.
The Misheard: Smoke under water, A fire engine guy.
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Real Lyric: Teenage Wasteland...It's only teenage wastelan
The Misheard: Three days wasted... I spent three days wasted
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Real Lyric: You strut your rasta wear and your suicide poem
The Misheard: stretch your ass away in a suicide pose
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Real Lyric: And don't delay, act now, supplies are running out, and if you're still alive, wait 6-8 years to arrive
The Misheard: And don't delate, and no, souffles are nunning out, anif you're still survive, sixty eight years to abide
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Real Lyric: to me your like a growing addiction i cant deny
The Misheard: to me your like a roman dictionary kept alive
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Real Lyric: They want you, they want you They want you as a new recruit
The Misheard: We want you, we want you We want you in the Newfie group
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