The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: How bizarre
The Misheard: Help is on
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Real Lyric: Marconi plays the Mamba
The Misheard: My pony plays the tom-toms
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Real Lyric: i got two turn tables and a microphone
The Misheard: i got two budwiesers and a michelobe
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Real Lyric: Message in a bottle
The Misheard: Message in the bathroom
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Real Lyric: Saw a dead head sticker on a Cadillac
The Misheard: Say a dead head sticking out of a Cadillac
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Real Lyric: i take a walk outside, i'm surrounded by some kids at play, i can feel their laughter, so why so i sear.
The Misheard: i take a walk outside, i'm surrounded by donkeys and fish, i can hear their laughter, so where do i stand.
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Real Lyric: Big boys don't cry
The Misheard: Requesting quad
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Real Lyric: Can't find a better man...
The Misheard: Can find Letterman...
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Real Lyric: This is for the ones, who stood their ground.
The Misheard: This is for ones who stood and drowned.
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Real Lyric: Message in a bottle
The Misheard: Massaging my butthole
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