The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm a genie in a bottle, baby Gotta rub me the right way, honey
The Misheard: I'm a genie in a bottle, baby Gotta rub me to ride me, honey
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Real Lyric: If there's a bustle in your hedgerow don't be alarmed now.
The Misheard: If there's a bus stop for your hedgehog, go for a long run
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Real Lyric: A mosquito, my libido, yeah
The Misheard: I'm a cheeto, I'm a frito, yeah
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Real Lyric: Whoomp, There It Is
The Misheard: Whoomp, mayonnaise
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Real Lyric: I like watchin' the puddles gather rain.
The Misheard: I like watchin' the purple scattered rain.
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Real Lyric: We've been spendin' most our lives livin' in a gangatas paradise
The Misheard: We've been cheatin' most our wives livin' as a garbage parasite
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Real Lyric: SOY UN PERDEDOR
The Misheard: SOMEONE PET THE DOG
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Real Lyric: Takin' care of business
The Misheard: Takin' care of frisbees
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Real Lyric: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!
The Misheard: Dirty Deeds, Thunder Jeep!
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Real Lyric: Rollin' like thunder under the covers.
The Misheard: Growin' like farmers under the car.
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