The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road...
The Misheard: Another turnip on a fork stuck in the road...
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Real Lyric: Stroke me, stroke me...
The Misheard: rolling snowflake.
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Real Lyric: Cheap wine and a three day growth
The Misheard: Cheap wine and cheese on toast
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Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed
The Misheard: Alex the seal
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Real Lyric: I'm a cult of personality...
The Misheard: I'm a hotel personality...
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Real Lyric: Steal the sun from the sky for you
The Misheard: Steal soap from the sky for you
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Real Lyric: everybody plays the fool
The Misheard: everybody plays the flute
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Real Lyric: Honey bring it close to my lips yeah
The Misheard: Honey a brainyer toaster might hit you
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Real Lyric: someone saved my life last night
The Misheard: someone shaved my wife last night
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Real Lyric: you have one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself go by
The Misheard: you have one eye in the middle as you watched yourself go by
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