The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: No Dark Sarcasm In the Classromm
The Misheard: The Drug Store has Them in the Classroom
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Real Lyric: Lunatic fringe, I know you're out there
The Misheard: Let me take French, I know you're out there
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Real Lyric: "Jesus loves you more than you will know"
The Misheard: "She's a slutty mormon, you will know"
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Real Lyric: I shot the sheriff
The Misheard: I shop for Sharon
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Real Lyric: swim through your veins, like a fish in the sea.
The Misheard: Swim through, your bangs like a fish in the sea.
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Real Lyric: I stopped an old man along the way
The Misheard: I stopped the Nomad along the way
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Real Lyric: Breathe the pressure, come play my game, I'll test ya
The Misheard: Breathe the pressure, come play my game of chess, yarrr!
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Real Lyric: and then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
The Misheard: and then I saw her face, now I'm a beaver
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Real Lyric: When I am King you will be first against the wall With your opinion which is of no consequences
The Misheard: When I am King you will be fast against the wall if you're a pinyon witch it's of no consequences
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Real Lyric: He's the dopest trip
The Misheard: he's the donut strip
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