The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Don't stop believing. Hold on to that feeling.
The Misheard: Don't stop believing. Hold on to that sweet derriere.
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Real Lyric: Hush hush, keep it down now, voices carry
The Misheard: Hush hush, keep it down now, voice is scary.
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Real Lyric: "The best part of waking up is Folger's in your cup."
The Misheard: "The best part of waking up is soldiers in your car."
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Real Lyric: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!!!
The Misheard: TURNT UP FOR WHAT!!!
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Real Lyric: Turn around Bright eyes
The Misheard: Turn around fat thighs
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Real Lyric: Got a long list of ex-lovers
The Misheard: Look at all these starbucks lovers
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Real Lyric: And it really makes me wonder if I ever gave a f*ck about you
The Misheard: And it really makes me want it if i'll ever get me up without you
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Real Lyric: "..they'll be time enough for countin, when the dealin's done."
The Misheard: "..they'll be time enough for *hacking off, when the dealin's done.."
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Real Lyric: I'll be with you girl, like being low Hey, hey, hey, like being stoned
The Misheard: I'll be with you girl, like being low Hey, hey, hey, like being snow
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Real Lyric: Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage
The Misheard: Despite all my rage, I am still just a bat in a cave
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