The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: They would tease the neighbor's bulldog
The Misheard: They would tease the neighbor's butt off
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Real Lyric: When I was at my worst down on my knees
The Misheard: When I was at my worst down on my niece
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Real Lyric: Calling out father
The Misheard: Calling out for the rope
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Real Lyric: Tangled up in blue
The Misheard: Tiger lovin' dude
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Real Lyric: Cause you are the piece of me I wish I didn't need
The Misheard: Cause you are the piece of meat I wish I didn't eat
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again-- you're never gonna keep me down.
The Misheard: I get knocked down, but like an elephant, you're never gonna keep me down.
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Real Lyric: I eat my dinner in the bathtub, then I go to sex clubs, watching freaky people getting it on
The Misheard: I eat my dinner in the bathtub, then I go to sex tubs, watching freaky people eatin' a faun
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Real Lyric: Out of my head, can't wait any longer
The Misheard: Why am I hacking weed any longer?
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Real Lyric: Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) a heart so true Our courage will pull us through
The Misheard: Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) a heart so true Our clourage will pull us through
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Real Lyric: "...jump out of bed and do it best."
The Misheard: "...jump out of bed into a vest."
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