The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I've been kissed by a rose on the grey.
The Misheard: I've been kissed by a rose from the grave.
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Real Lyric: And you come to me on a summer breeze
The Misheard: And you come to me in a submarine
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Real Lyric: rewed up like a deuce another runner in the night
The Misheard: racked up like a douche some other roomer in the night.
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Real Lyric: We're gonna rock down to electric avenue and then we'll take it higher.
The Misheard: We're gonna rock down to Elaine, Chic avenue, and then we'll bake a fryer
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Real Lyric: Gypsies, tramps, and thieves (and later...) Every night the men would come around, and lay the money down
The Misheard: Gypsies, Chimpanzees (and later) Every night the men would come around and lay the monkey down
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Real Lyric: Sittin' on the dock of the bay
The Misheard: Sittin on a dark-haired babe
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Real Lyric: This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place
The Misheard: The smell of fat chicks just put my spine out of place
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Real Lyric: When the rain washes you clean you'll know...
The Misheard: When the rain won't chase your cream you'll know
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Real Lyric: Constant Craving
The Misheard: Can't stand gravy
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Real Lyric: im a genie in a bottle gotta rub me the right way
The Misheard: im a genie in a bottle gotta grope me the right way
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