The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: cheap wine and a three day growth
The Misheard: cheap wine and a three-legged goat which as i got older changed to: cheap flying in a u.f.o
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner Out in the street Willy and the poorboys are playin Bring your nickles, tap your feet
The Misheard: Down on the corner Out in the street Both boys are playin singin' seat belts can't be beat
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Real Lyric: The club is full of ballas and their pockets are full grown
The Misheard: the pub is full of clubers and their mouth is full of gum
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Real Lyric: Hey, wait, I've got a new complaint
The Misheard: Hey, wait, I've go to lose some weight.
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Real Lyric: let me go on big hands i know your the one
The Misheard: let me go on big hair i know you are the one
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Real Lyric: With the lights out it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us I feel stupid and contaigous Here we are now entertain us
The Misheard: look what i found a potatoe here we are now with potatoes i feel stupid and contaigous here we are now with potatoes
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Real Lyric: You can't plant me in your penthouse...
The Misheard: You can't blackmail your friend now
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Real Lyric: We are sprits in the material world
The Misheard: I swear it's Big Mama Cheerio
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Real Lyric: Just touch my cheek before you leave me
The Misheard: Just brush my teeth before you leave me
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Real Lyric: bang, bang! on the door baby! bang, bang! on the door!
The Misheard: batman! on the door baby! batman! on the door!
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