The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It's just another Manic Monday
The Misheard: It's just an automatic Monday
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Real Lyric: Pardon Me, Pardon Me before I burst into flames
The Misheard: Potted Meat Potted Meat! befor I burn into flames
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch. She reaches in and grabs right hold of your heart.
The Misheard: She seems to have an invisible tough sh**. She reaches in and grabs my rodeo horse.
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Real Lyric: revved up like a deuce another runner in the night
The Misheard: ripped off like a deuche you know they rolled her in the night
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Real Lyric: She had thankless thighs, telling me no lies
The Misheard: She had second sight, telling me no lies
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Real Lyric: "hey, would we care"
The Misheard: "hey, whoopie cat"
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Real Lyric: Let's look 4 the purple bananas til they put us in the truck.
The Misheard: A souped up purple manatee to put us in the truck.
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Real Lyric: and i miss u, like the deserts miss the rain
The Misheard: and i miss u, like the deserts blister brain
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Real Lyric: Pour some suger on me
The Misheard: Rock on, shoot the thunder
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Real Lyric: Panama
The Misheard: Bread and Butter
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