The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles
The Misheard: I believe in milk toast
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Real Lyric: IF you wanna be my lover you gotta get with my friends
The Misheard: Everyone is my lover You gotta rip up my friends
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Real Lyric: You tease me like you do.
The Misheard: You cheesey like the devil.
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Real Lyric: Nobody told me there were days like these
The Misheard: Nobody told me I had two black teeth
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Real Lyric: SO put me on the highway......
The Misheard: Some pu...sy ont the highway.....
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty jeans, dungarees
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Real Lyric: Never meant to make your daughter cry
The Misheard: Never meant to make your dolphin cry
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Real Lyric: For the life of me I could not believe we'd ever die for these sins
The Misheard: For the life of me I could not believe we'd ever doubt forty cents
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Real Lyric: His girl took a week's worth of valium and then slept
The Misheard: His girl took a week's worth of vows and then slapped him.
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Real Lyric: I got me a car, it seats about 20
The Misheard: I got me a girl and she seats about 20
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