The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a [repeatedly]
The Misheard: Despite orange rain I am as still as a retina
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Real Lyric: Can I play with madness
The Misheard: Can I play with magic
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Real Lyric: If you wanna be my lover You gotta get with my friends
The Misheard: If you wanna be my lover You gotta get rid of my friends
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Real Lyric: jo jo was a man who thought he was a loner
The Misheard: jo jo was a man who thought he was a woman
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Real Lyric: Some people say that there's a woman to blame
The Misheard: Some people say that there's one ban on rain
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Real Lyric: And I miss you Like the deserts miss the rain
The Misheard: And I miss you Like Mr. Desert and Mr. Rain
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Real Lyric: ...But the kid is not my son.
The Misheard: ...But the chair isn't on my side.
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Real Lyric: You can dance You can jive Having the time of your life
The Misheard: You've got pants You're alive Having the time of your life
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Real Lyric: No woman no cry
The Misheard: No woman no dinner
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Real Lyric: where is my john wayne?
The Misheard: where is my jolly wage?
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