The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I've got a machine head It's better than the rest
The Misheard: I've got a mushroom head It's better than the rest
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Real Lyric: only to find gideons bible
The Misheard: onlt to fing gidget's eyeball
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Real Lyric: A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito my libido.
The Misheard: A gellato, I'm a Bible, I'm a skater, Not a beaner
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Real Lyric: You know I'm such a fool for you
The Misheard: You know I'm searchin' food for you
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Real Lyric: Songbird sweet and sour chain
The Misheard: Sonorous sweet and sour Jane
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again, never gonna keep me down
The Misheard: My head is round, not a trapezoid, never gonna beat this clown.
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Real Lyric: Pretty little thing, let me light your candle, 'cause mama I'm so hard to handle now, yes I am
The Misheard: Hey, little thin lemon lime Chicano, 'cause mama I'm sure hot to handle now, get around
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Real Lyric: I want to be a Paperback Writer...
The Misheard: I want to be paid to pack lighter...
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Real Lyric: But my hand was made strong
The Misheard: But my aunt was very strong
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Real Lyric: Billie Jean is not my lover she's just a girl that thinks that I am the one, but the kid is not my son
The Misheard: Billie Jean is not my daughter, she's just a girl that thinks that I'm in love, but the kid is not my son
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