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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Christina Aguilera

    Song: Genie In A Bottle

    Real Lyric: Hormones racin at the speed of light But that don't mean its gotta be tonight

    The Misheard: Hobbits racin at the speed of fright But that don't mean its gotta be the fight

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    Artist: Christina Aguilera

    Song: Genie In A Bottle

    Real Lyric: Hormones racin at the speed of light But that don't mean its gotta be tonight

    The Misheard: Hobbits racin at the speak of fright But that don't mean its gotta be the fight

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    Artist: Fatboy Slim

    Song: Rockerfellar Skank

    Real Lyric: Right about now The funk soul brother

    The Misheard: Right about now The funk's so rubber

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    Artist: Everything But The Girl

    Song: Missing

    Real Lyric: " And I miss you like the desserts miss the rain"

    The Misheard: " And I miss you like the peasants miss the rain"

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    Artist: Jimmy Buffett

    Song: Boat Drinks

    Real Lyric: Boat drinks, boys in the band odrered boat drinks

    The Misheard: Portraits, boys in the band ordered portraits

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    Artist: Monkees

    Song: Daydream Believer

    Real Lyric: cheer up sleepy jean

    The Misheard: cheer up sleepy jesus

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    Artist: Olivia Newton-John

    Song: Physical

    Real Lyric: Lets get physical,physical. I wanna get physical,lets get into physical. Let me hear your body talk,your body talk. let me hear your body talk.

    The Misheard: Lets get Animal,Animal. I wanna get Animal,lets get into Animal. Let me have some body wash,body wash. Let me have some body wash.

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    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel

    Song: The Sound of Silence

    Real Lyric: Silence like the cancer grows

    The Misheard: Silence like the cats of rome

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    Artist: Slipknot

    Song: Liberate My Madness

    Real Lyric: Liberate my madness!

    The Misheard: Liberate my Nana!

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    Artist: Linkin Park

    Song: Crawling

    Real Lyric: crawling in my skin these wounds they will not heal

    The Misheard: crawling in my fridge these prunes they will not peel

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