The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Caribbean Queen Now we're sharing the same dream
The Misheard: Marry real quick Now we're sharin the same friend
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Real Lyric: She was a fast machine
The Misheard: She was a fax machine
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Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad
The Misheard: Police nabbed your dad, police nabbed your dad.
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Real Lyric: We were born, innocent
The Misheard: We were born, in a sweat
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Real Lyric: I'm not big on social graces
The Misheard: I'm not big on soft drinks
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Real Lyric: I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away. I don't know where my home is, I don't know where my soul is.
The Misheard: I like a nerd, I'll only cry today. I don't know where my cone is. I don't know where my coal is.
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Real Lyric: Ladies leave your man at home, The club is full of ballers and they pockets full grown, and all you fellas leave your girl with her friends, Cause it's eleven thirty and the club is jumpin', jumpin'
The Misheard: Ladies the band is all gone, The club is full of brawlers and the rukus will grow, and all you fellas dont go hurl with on her friends, Cause it's eleven thirty and the club is jumpin', jumpin'
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Real Lyric: A mulado An Albino A mosquito My libido
The Misheard: An old bottle And a ladle A mosquito My libido
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Real Lyric: Our Lips Are Sealed
The Misheard: Alex the Seal
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Real Lyric: Robert De Niro's waiting, talkin' Italian
The Misheard: Robert De Niro's waiting, tuckin' his tie in.
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