The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She drives me crazy Like no one else
The Misheard: She drives me crazy Like Jaun Valdez
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Real Lyric: Jungle love, it's driving me mad!
The Misheard: Rub-a-dub, the strawberry man!
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Real Lyric: And as we wind on down the road, Our shadows taller than our souls
The Misheard: and theres a wino down the road, I should have stolen oreos
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Real Lyric: Oh lord,I'm stuck in old lodi again
The Misheard: Oh lord, I'm stuck in a low diet bin
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Real Lyric: Help, I'm stepping into the Twilight Zone The place is a mad-house, feels like being cloned My beacon's been moved under moon and star Where am I to go now that I've gone too far
The Misheard: Now I'm stepping into the twilight zone This place is a madhouse, it feels like being home
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Real Lyric: Hey Jude
The Misheard: Hey Dude
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Real Lyric: (backgound vocal in fade) every game you play...every vow you break...
The Misheard: every leg you break...every cow you bake...
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Real Lyric: his girl took a weeks' worth of valium and slept
The Misheard: his girl took a weeks' worth of valium and slapped him
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Real Lyric: for the life of me I cannot believe we'd ever die for these sins
The Misheard: for the life of me I cannot believe we ever got forty cents
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Real Lyric: be quiet! be quiet! big boys don't cry!
The Misheard: big guy! big guy! pink rest in quiet!
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