The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Goin' down to the old mine with a transistor radio.
The Misheard: Goin' out of your mind with a transistor radio.
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Real Lyric: You know I'm such a fool for you
The Misheard: You know I'm searching for food for you
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Real Lyric: I'm your Venus, I'm your fire at your desire.
The Misheard: I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, short desire
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Real Lyric: Tonight, you calm my restlessness
The Misheard: Tonight you call my friends all sluts
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Real Lyric: I've no idea what the real lyrics should be you'll have to listen to the song and sing my lyrics along - Theyre REALLY funny !!
The Misheard: For 40 days and 40 nights I was on the site, I hope there's sandwiches in the van, of steaming lamb
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch. She reaches in and grabs a hold of your heart.
The Misheard: She seem to have an invisible toucha. She reaches in and grabs a pony ahart.
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Real Lyric: You shook me all night long
The Misheard: You should be on your own
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Real Lyric: And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride!
The Misheard: An' little early birdy gave my anus curly whirly, and asked me if I needed a ride!
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Real Lyric: Strong, smart, affectionate.....
The Misheard: Strong, smart, facial hair
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Real Lyric: Turn Around, It's OK. You can go the other way.
The Misheard: Turn Around, Pleasure Cake. We can have another bake.
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