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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Christina Aguilera

    Song: Genie In A Bottle

    Real Lyric: Come on and...let me out

    The Misheard: Come on and... Miaow

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    Artist: Sheryl Crow

    Song: All I Wanna Do

    Real Lyric: Until the sun comes down on the Santa Monica Boulevard

    The Misheard: Until the sun comes down on the sanna monna couple of fun

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    Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Song: Give It Away

    Real Lyric: Bob Marley taught me how to off it

    The Misheard: Bob Marley, topper had my outfit.

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    Artist: Kula Shaker

    Song: Tattva

    Real Lyric: Acynta bheda bheda tattva

    The Misheard: Ginger Baker had a trout farm

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    Artist: Kula Shaker

    Song: Govinda

    Real Lyric: Govinda, jaya jaya

    The Misheard: Golden vagina gina

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    Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Song: Give It Away

    Real Lyric: Well I can't tell if I'm a kingpin or a pauper

    The Misheard: Wah Kon-Tiki now, kicky little poppa

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Heart-Shaped Box

    Real Lyric: Hey, wait - I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice

    The Misheard: Hey, wait, I've gotta nuke Old Maine Forever in debt to your trousers' flies

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Enter Sandman

    Real Lyric: It's just the beasts under your bed...in your closet, and in your head

    The Misheard: This is a pizza New York band....you can hold it in your hand.

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Enter Sandman

    Real Lyric: Take my hand, we're off to Never-Never Land

    The Misheard: Dave, my man, Rob will never get a band

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    Artist: Blur

    Song: Charmless Man

    Real Lyric: Says he can get in anywhere for free

    The Misheard: Says she can get him any wafer free.

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