The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Return to sender, address unknown
The Misheard: Return to Simba, address unknown
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Real Lyric: If there's a bustle in your hedgerow Don't be alarmed now It's just a spring clean for the May Queen
The Misheard: If theres a bustle in your hedgehog, dont be alarmed now, its just a sprinkle for the bake queeen.
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Real Lyric: I got my first real six-string...
The Misheard: I got my first real g-string
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Real Lyric: no direction home
The Misheard: no erection home
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Real Lyric: I'm a genie in a bottle baby...
The Misheard: A Martini in a bottle
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Real Lyric: So lonely
The Misheard: Sue Lawley (British TV presenter)
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Real Lyric: You could see she was unable
The Misheard: Rickety Tee Hee was a gaybo
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Real Lyric: Exhale, Exhale
The Misheard: Pixie, Pixie
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Real Lyric: Talkin that s**t behind my back, dirty mackin tellin your boys that I'm on crack
The Misheard: Talkin that s**t behind my back, Bernie Mac is telling your boys that I'm on crack
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Real Lyric: Or am I standing still, beneath the darkened sky?
The Misheard: Or am I standing still, beneath the dog in the sky?
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