The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: American woman, Stay Away American woman, listen to what i say
The Misheard: American woman, stay away American woman, you can stay if your gay
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Real Lyric: Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone.
The Misheard: Rocket man, takin' the shoes off everyone.
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Real Lyric: To secure peace is to prepare for war
The Misheard: 'Cause the killer bee says to prepare for war
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Real Lyric: My hands swelled just like two ballons
The Misheard: My hands felt just like toodaloos
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Real Lyric: I'll just end up walkin' In the cold november rain
The Misheard: The rock is in the pocket In the cold november rain
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Real Lyric: I never thought we'd die for these sins
The Misheard: I never thought we'd die forty cents
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Real Lyric: Blitzkreig bop
The Misheard: Let's get Crocked! - OR - Let's get F*cked!
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Real Lyric: To see her in that neglige was really just too much
The Misheard: to see her in that naked page was really just too much
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Real Lyric: Help me rhonda, YEAH! Get her outta my heart!
The Misheard: Help me rhonda, YEAH! Get it out, it's my fart!
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Real Lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa...
The Misheard: I'll catch some rays down in Africa
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