The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
The Misheard: Ho Chi Minh's chest, lost far behind
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Real Lyric: In and out my life In and out baby
The Misheard: Hey, I'm alive In my baby
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Real Lyric: ..Gangsta, gonna turn you on..
The Misheard: ..Gangsta, got a tiny wand..
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Real Lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa
The Misheard: I left some brains down in Africa
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Real Lyric: Our new state of mind, these are the good times
The Misheard: Are you straight or bi, these are the good times
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Real Lyric: I was slippin' into darkness When I heard my mother say You've been slippin' into darkness Pretty soon you gonna pay
The Misheard: I was slippin' in the dog mess When I heard my mother say You've been slippin' in the dogmess Pretty soon you gonna pay
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Real Lyric: I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, at your desire.
The Misheard: I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, choke me sire.
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Real Lyric: Got a long list of ex-lovers.
The Misheard: Got a list of Starbucks lovers.
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Real Lyric: Creole Lady Marmalade
The Misheard: Is your mommy and daddy alive?
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Real Lyric: I've got the moves, baby You've got the motion If we got together, we'd be causing a commotion
The Misheard: I've got the boobs, baby You've got the lotion If we got together we'd be calling Billy Ocean.
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