The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "i got my ice swiped"
The Misheard: "I got my ass whiped"
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Real Lyric: you're really gonna like it rock the casbah, rock the casbah
The Misheard: your radiator magnet f*#k the gasbar, f*#k the gasbar
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Real Lyric: She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly
The Misheard: She's a prick and I'm drowning in slurry
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Real Lyric: Lucky my breasts are small and humble So dont confuse them with mountains
The Misheard: Lucky my breasts are small and humble So dont confuse them with Muffins
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Real Lyric: Might as well face it you're addicted to love.
The Misheard: Might as well face it you're a nuclear stud.
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Real Lyric: I'm like a beggar with no luck
The Misheard: I'm like a bagel with no lunch
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Real Lyric: Lunatic fringe
The Misheard: Let me take French
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Real Lyric: Hike up your skirt a little more and show your world to me.
The Misheard: Hike up your skirt little boy and show your world to me.
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Real Lyric: I spent all my money, Been drinkin' since half past noon.
The Misheard: I spent all my money, Been drinkin' since half past June.
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Real Lyric: my body says lets go but my heart says no
The Misheard: my burping says lets go but my farts say no
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