The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: New blood joins this earth, and quickly he's subdued, Through constant pain and disgrace, the young boy learns their rules...etc etc, then ...he's known a vow unto his own...
The Misheard: Nuva joins this earth, and quickly he's pontooned Through constipated disgrace, the young boy yearns for fools...etc etc, then ...ohhh if i weren't 2 years old...
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor
The Misheard: Soiled from head to toe
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Real Lyric: you drive me crazey i just can't sleep
The Misheard: you drive me crazey but i just can't pee
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Real Lyric: London is full of Arabs
The Misheard: Llandudnow's full of dabs
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Real Lyric: Swim throu your veins,like a fish in the sea
The Misheard: Swim throu your veins,like a piss in the sea
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not here
The Misheard: I'll wear rubber if you lick my ears
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Real Lyric: Then I saw her face. Now I'm a believer.
The Misheard: Teh I saw her face. Now I'm a retriever.
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Real Lyric: You're the one that I want.
The Misheard: You're a walla, walla.
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Real Lyric: And she'll have fun, fun, fun til her daddy takes the T-bird away
The Misheard: And she'll have fun, fun ,fun til her daddy takes the Tea Board away.
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Real Lyric: When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me.
The Misheard: When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother married constantly.
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