The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner
The Misheard: Bingo jet with a light on
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Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner
The Misheard: Bingo jet with a light on
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Real Lyric: 'Cause after all, you're my wonderwall...
The Misheard: 'Cause after all, you're my wonderin' wall...
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Real Lyric: Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle all the way. Oh what fun it is to ride on a one horse open sleigh
The Misheard: santa clause has no balls what a happy day all the girls are happy now cause santa's turned out gay
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Real Lyric: To a registered charity
The Misheard: to a rich, good charity
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Real Lyric: whats lov got to do with it
The Misheard: whats love bockado-bockado
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Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad
The Misheard: Phillip's not your dad, Phillip's not your dad, Phillip's not your dad, your dad is good and phillip is bad
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Real Lyric: Like Frankie said I did it my way
The Misheard: Like breaking s**t I did it my way
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Real Lyric: New blood joins this earth, and quickly he's subdued, Through constant pain and disgrace, the young boy learns their rules...etc etc, then ...he's known a vow unto his own...
The Misheard: Nuva joins this earth, and quickly he's pontooned Through constipated disgrace, the young boy yearns for fools...etc etc, then ...ohhh if i weren't 2 years old...
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor
The Misheard: Soiled from head to toe
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