The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Right about now the funk soul brother
The Misheard: Right about now He f**ked his own brother
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Real Lyric: ...and take you to that mansion in the sky.
The Misheard: ...and take you to that lambchop in the sky.
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Real Lyric: Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
The Misheard: Closer than my briefs you are to me, baby
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Real Lyric: Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
The Misheard: Despite all my rage I am still just ready to cave
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Real Lyric: And as we wind on down the road, Our shadows taller than our souls . . .
The Misheard: And as we wind on down the road, Our shadows taller than our swords . . .
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
The Misheard: Soy oh bend the dog. I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill meat?
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Real Lyric: Let the bible belt come down and save my soul
The Misheard: Let the papa bear come and save my soul
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Real Lyric: im just a girl, my apologies, what i've become is so burdensome.
The Misheard: im just a girl, my apples are free, what i've become is sober than some.
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Real Lyric: What's the use of trying, all you get is pain; when I needed sunshine I got rain.
The Misheard: What's the use of trying, all you get is pain; when I needed suction in my brain.
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Real Lyric: She a punk who rarely took advice
The Misheard: Sheila Punkarelli never took advice
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