The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Mucho mistrust love's gone behind
The Misheard: Superman trust formaldahyde
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Real Lyric: We' re jammin' (repeat) And I hope you like jammin' too
The Misheard: We're Germans (repeat), and I hope you like Germans too
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Real Lyric: We were barely seventeen And we were barely dressed
The Misheard: We were barely seventeen And we were badly dressed
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Real Lyric: Your brown skin shining in the sun
The Misheard: Your bells get shattered in the sun
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Real Lyric: Don't call me Gigolo, Don't call me Cassanova,
The Misheard: Don't call me chicken loaf, Don't call me casserola,
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Real Lyric: You've got a fast car
The Misheard: You've got a fat scar
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty deeds and the Dungeness Queen
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Real Lyric: It's True Look how they shine for you Look how they shine for you Look how they shine
The Misheard: It's true The Cow will shine for you The cow will shine for you The cow will shine
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Real Lyric: Deutchsmarks or dollars, american express will do nicely thankyou!
The Misheard: touch my sodollas, i want to do it with you
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Real Lyric: ..."Watch your honey drip..can't keep away.."
The Misheard: whatch your poly-grip..can't keep away
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