The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!
The Misheard: Who you gonna call? My mother!
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Real Lyric: I'm just a fool waiting on the wrong block.
The Misheard: I'm just a fool waiting under a rock.
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Real Lyric: another one bites the dust and another one gone and another one gone another one bites the dust hey, i'm gonna get you too another one bites the dust
The Misheard: another one rides the bus and another man on and another man on another one rides the bus hey, he'll stop her for you too another one rides the bus
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Real Lyric: It's raining man!
The Misheard: It's great in bed!
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Real Lyric: My life's a bargain basement all the goo s**t's gone.
The Misheard: My life's a bobbing biscuit all the goot s**t's gone.
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Real Lyric: I see my red door and it has been painted black
The Misheard: I see my rectal anus and it's painted black
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Real Lyric: Now you sailors know where your women come for love. And also: Goin' home through your coal black hair.
The Misheard: Now you say there's nowhere your women go for love. The other one: It's gettin' cold, really cold out here! (or back here.)
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Real Lyric: cheap wine and a three day growth
The Misheard: cheap wine and a free can of coke
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Real Lyric: Can't touch this.
The Misheard: Won't f**k t*ts.
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Real Lyric: To a registered charity
The Misheard: to a rich, good charity
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