The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Forever in blue jeans, babe.
The Misheard: Reverend Eugene's babe.
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Real Lyric: Rocket Man, burning out his fuse up here alone.
The Misheard: Rocket Man, burnin' like a tree that I've ever known.
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Real Lyric: I'm a loser baby, So why don't you kill me?
The Misheard: I'm elusive baby, so why don't you kill me.
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Real Lyric: Music loud and women warm, Ive been kicked around Since I was born.
The Misheard: Cause you can love and you can walk i’m gonna ghoul the gain before i’m a duck.
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Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad
The Misheard: b***hes go burn, and now its your turn To cry, cry me a river
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Real Lyric: life is your creation
The Misheard: i love m**********n
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Real Lyric: the child is not my son.
The Misheard: the jam is on my side.
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Real Lyric: London is full of Arabs.
The Misheard: Llandudno's full of Arabs.
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Real Lyric: "FOR 40 DAYS AND FOR 40 NIGHTS, I WAS (STILL DON'T KNOW)"
The Misheard: "FOR 40 DAYS AND FOR 40 NIGHTS, I WAS ON THE CIDER"
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Real Lyric: Smooth operator
The Misheard: Oooh Barbaretta
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