The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I don't think you're ready for this jelly...
The Misheard: I don't think you're ready for this jetty...
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor
The Misheard: Someone go and get the door
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Real Lyric: shake your ass come over here
The Misheard: shake your eskimo here
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor
The Misheard: So, you should un-can the door.
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Real Lyric: As we die, both you and I With my head in my hands I sit and cry
The Misheard: Es--cuchar, both Sue and fly With my head in my hens I sit and die
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Real Lyric: Only one or two will last
The Misheard: Only wanted to relax
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Real Lyric: She drives me crazy Like no one else
The Misheard: She drives me crazy Like long white hair
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Real Lyric: Why don't we get drunk and screw
The Misheard: Why don't we get drunk and spew
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Real Lyric: Southern girl with a scarlet drawl
The Misheard: Southern girl with a sky-lit bra
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Real Lyric: Baddest man in the whole damn town
The Misheard: Baddest man in the whole downtown
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