The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: There's a bad moon on the rise.
The Misheard: There's a bathroom on the right.
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Real Lyric: Your brown skin shining in the sun
The Misheard: Your breasts gave shade in the sun
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Real Lyric: Twenty Five Years old, My Mother, God rest her soul
The Misheard: Twenty Five Years old, My Mother got breastaco
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Real Lyric: Do you come from a land down under Where women glow and men chunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the tunder You'd better run You'd better take cover.
The Misheard: I come from a land down under Where women go and men blunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder You better run You better take a boat.
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Real Lyric: you dont need a penny.....
The Misheard: you dont need a penis just to stick a round.
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Real Lyric: Make it last forever Friendship never ends.
The Misheard: Making love forever Friendship with no friends
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Real Lyric: Spare him his life from this monstrosity
The Misheard: Spare him a slice of his warm sausages
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Real Lyric: Ohh I want you, I don't know If I need you but ooh I'd die to find out.
The Misheard: Ooh I want you out of norified e-you but ooh I'd die to find out.
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Real Lyric: Break on through, through the other side
The Misheard: Welcome to, to the other side
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Real Lyric: Acintya Bheda Bheda Tattva
The Misheard: ginger baker makes nice trombones
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