The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I can play 'em like a Ken doll.
The Misheard: I can read them like a Kindle.
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Real Lyric: I want you back, I want you back, Wa-want you, want you back.
The Misheard: I want Chewbacca, I want Chewbacca, Wa-want Chew, want Chewbacca.
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Real Lyric: A woman expects a man to buckle down and to shovel s**t
The Misheard: The world expects a man to put the town in a shovel of s**t
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Real Lyric: Grandma take me home
The Misheard: Gravitating hoe
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a moahair suit
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs, a mullet too
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Real Lyric: You live and let die
The Misheard: You live and then die
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Real Lyric: Uptown funk you up, uptown funk you up.
The Misheard: Uptown funkywump, uptown funkywump.
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Real Lyric: Baby I'm preying on you tonight,hunt you down,eat you alive,just like animals,animals,animals,whoa
The Misheard: Baby I'm praying on you tonight,'cause you've got me chewing lime,just like cannibals,cannibals,cannibals,whoa
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Real Lyric: It looks like I'm the queen.
The Misheard: It looks like I'm Bambi.
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Real Lyric: That people like, "Damn! That's a cold *** honkey."
The Misheard: The people like, "Dad! That's a cool *** donkey."
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