The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Snappin' her fingers
The Misheard: Snappin' her fetus
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Real Lyric: Disappointment was my closest friend
The Misheard: Cause a porn man was my closest friend
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Real Lyric: Got other days when we wonder what we come here for
The Misheard: Canada Dry when we wonder what we're coming from
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Real Lyric: And no other - could give more love
The Misheard: and no other - cookie moulded
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Real Lyric: I'm sure you'll have some sort of cosmic rationale
The Misheard: I'm sure you'll have some sort of cosmic rash by now
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Real Lyric: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
The Misheard: The algae bloom is a devil fart in symphony
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Real Lyric: Rock the microphone
The Misheard: Rock the mother fawn
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Real Lyric: It's like every time I get up on the dude / Paparazzi put my business in the news
The Misheard: It's like overtime I get up I'm a dude / Paparazzi put my penis in the news
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Real Lyric: She can be 18 (18) wit an attitude or 19 kinda snotty actin real rude
The Misheard: She could be 80 (80) with an attitude or 90 kinda snotty actin real rude.
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Real Lyric: I got it, just stay close enough to get it Don't slow! Drive it, clean it, Lysol, bleed it Spend the last dough
The Misheard: I got it, just stay close enough to me and Don't smoke! Drop it, clean it, lasso, beat it
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