The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I wish I was a neutron bomb, for once I could go off...
The Misheard: I wish I was a new time bomb, for once I could go golf...
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Real Lyric: She's a brick...house!
The Misheard: She's got breasts....wow!
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Real Lyric: That malomar chick just put my spine out of place.
The Misheard: The smell of that s**t just put my spine out of place.
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Real Lyric: A mole, Digging in a hole Digging up my soul now
The Misheard: A mole Naked in a hole naked as my soul now
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce another runner in the night
The Misheard: Swept Up Like A Douche Roll Her Over In The Night
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Real Lyric: might as well face it, I'm addicted to love
The Misheard: im having trouble trying to s**t
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Real Lyric: She's got a ticket to ride
The Misheard: She's got a ticket to Rye (Australia)
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Real Lyric: Says she lives for me Ovation She's got her own motivation
The Misheard: Says she lives for me Erection Her whole motivation!
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Real Lyric: She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie, cocaine.
The Misheard: She dont like, she dont like, she dont like , cocaine.
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Real Lyric: Just a come-on from the whores on Seventh Avenue...
The Misheard: Just to come home from the wars on Seventh Avenue...
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