The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm the firestarter, twisted firestarter
The Misheard: I'm the fire farter, twisted fire farter
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Real Lyric: Back to the howling old owl in the woods, Huntin' the horny back toad
The Misheard: Back to the howlie around in the world Button the heart in black towels
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Real Lyric: So put me on a highway And show me a sign
The Misheard: p***y on the highway It's so mighty fine
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Real Lyric: Out on the road today, I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac.
The Misheard: Out on the road today, I saw a dead head sittin' on a Cadillac.
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Real Lyric: I don't understand that the best cannot speak for all the rest
The Misheard: I don't understand that bears cannot speak for all the rest
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Real Lyric: "When doves cry"
The Misheard: "When doves collide"
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Do it like a lady
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Real Lyric: Sorry I'm not home right now, I'm walking in the spiderwebs so leave a meassage and i'll call you back
The Misheard: Sorry I'm not home right now i'm walking into spiderwebs so leave a message and i'll maul your back
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Real Lyric: Get up in the morning Slaving for bread Sir So that every mouth can be fed Poor, poor me, Israelites
The Misheard: get up in the morning sleeping for breakfast so that everyone canīt be oh, oh the israel lies
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Real Lyric: I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but it's too late
The Misheard: I tell you to end your life I wish I could but it's too late
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