The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "...that Monseurrat mystique."
The Misheard: "...that mount of rotten steak."
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Real Lyric: Ours lips are sealed
The Misheard: Alex the seal
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Real Lyric: Never did like mama's home-made dress, Papa's bank book wasn't big enough
The Misheard: Never did like mama's homely breasts, Papa's big butt wasn't big enough.
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Real Lyric: I walked into the room, there was voodoo in the back...
The Misheard: I walked into the room, there was doo doo in the bags...
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Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed.
The Misheard: Alex the seal.
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce another runner in the night
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche with the rumour in the night
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
The Misheard: She seems to have a digital touch pad.
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Real Lyric: b**thes, they come and go
The Misheard: chickens, they come and grow
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Real Lyric: I don't think you're ready for this jelly...
The Misheard: I don't think your'e ready for this DAY...
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Real Lyric: Honey bring it close to my lips, yeah.
The Misheard: Honey bring your toes to my lips, yeah
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