The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: This is what it sounds like, when doves cry.
The Misheard: This is what it sounds like, when Doug's die.
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Real Lyric: Mirror queen, mannequin, rhythm of love
The Misheard: Mirror queen, Nidoqueen, victim of love
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Real Lyric: Can you help me, occupy my brain
The Misheard: Can you help, f**k you from the grave
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasms in the classroom
The Misheard: No thoughts of hazard in the classroom
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Real Lyric: How bizarre, how bizarre
The Misheard: Help the Czar, help the Czar
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Real Lyric: Mull of Kintyre
The Misheard: Ma's looking tired
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Real Lyric: "If you live with apes man, it's hard to be clean"
The Misheard: "Your lemonade's been retardedly made."
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Real Lyric: You've already won me over
The Misheard: Somebody run me over
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Real Lyric: One for the master, one for the maid, and one for the little boy who lives down the lane.
The Misheard: One for the master, one for the maid, and one for the little boy who lives down the drain.
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Real Lyric: Personal Jesus
The Misheard: Personal cheeses
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