The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: hey wait, i've got a new complaint
The Misheard: hey way, i gotta do cobain
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Real Lyric: Rudolph,the red nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose!
The Misheard: Rudolph,Mr. Fred Joseph's Reindeer, had a very tiny hose!
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Real Lyric: I don't think your ready for this jelly
The Misheard: I don't think your ready for spahgetti
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Real Lyric: Big Old Jet Airliner
The Misheard: Big Ole Jed Left the Light On
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Real Lyric: She wrote upon it return to sender -- t
The Misheard: Return to cinders as if she had burned the letter
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Real Lyric: You may as well face it; you're addicted to love....(don't know what the real ones are...)
The Misheard: You may as well face it; these b**thes are dumb...they see the sign...but they can't read...you're standing in your BVD's. It's double time...is that a flea? No one asks. Not even me.
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Real Lyric: Bad, Bad Medicine....
The Misheard: Bad, Bad mess-up
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Real Lyric: I come home in the morning light My mother says when you gonna live your life right
The Misheard: Aten-Hut!in the morning light my mother said when youre gonna live your life fine
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Real Lyric: And when I touch you I feel happy inside It's such a feeling that my love I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide.
The Misheard: It's such a feeling that my love f**king hides, f**king hides, f**king hides!
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Real Lyric: When the moon is in the 7th house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars, Then peace will guide the planets, and love will steer the stars.
The Misheard: ... then peace will grab the planets, and love will steal the stars
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