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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Standards

    Song: Jingle Bells

    Real Lyric: Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sliegh.

    The Misheard: Oh, what fun it is to ride in a wonder soap'n sleigh.

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce Until I rode her in the night

    The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche Until I rode her in the night

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    Artist: Smashing Pumpkins

    Song: Disarm

    Real Lyric: "Inside of me is such a part of you"

    The Misheard: "Saudomy is such a part of you"

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    Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Song: Aeroplane

    Real Lyric: Music is My Aeroplane

    The Misheard: Music is My Yellow Paint

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    Artist: Linkin Park

    Song: Crawling

    Real Lyric: crawling in my skin consuming all i feel fear is how i fall confusing what is real

    The Misheard: crawling in my fin these worms they will not kill fear is how i saw consuming what is dill

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me

    Real Lyric: I can't light no more of your darkness.

    The Misheard: I can't lie... No more Auggie Doggies.

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    Artist: Uncle Kracker

    Song: Follow Me

    Real Lyric: Swim through your veins like a fish in the sea

    The Misheard: Swim through your thingies like a fish in the sea

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    Artist: Aerosmith

    Song: Sweet Emotion

    Real Lyric: Sweeeeeeeeeeet Emooooootion

    The Misheard: Real Emotion

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    Artist: Dead or Alive

    Song: You Spin Me Round

    Real Lyric: I want some, want some

    The Misheard: I want someone's son

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    Artist: Presidents of the United States

    Song: Peaches

    Real Lyric: Peaches come from a can They were put there by a man in a factory downtown... ...And if I had my little way I'd eat peaches every day Instead of sucking oranges in the shade

    The Misheard: Peaches come from a can They were put there by a man who lives in a factory downtown... ...And if I had my little way I'd eat peaches every day Some soaking bulges in th shade

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